(stop) LE RESTARTING (stop)
(Max) : *hiding in a bush outside Scott's mansion* Sidekick! Have you found a way inside? (Scarlett) : I am not your sidekick. And no, I haven't (Max) : Why is she making us do this anyway? (Scarlett) : She told us she wants as much information about Scott as we can gather (Max) : But she knows him already, she's one of his friends isn't she? (Scarlett) : Yes, but wouldn't it be suspicious if Scott found her snooping around his house? (Max) : I suppose (Scarlett) : Find a way in, and soon. If we don't get any info tonight, she'll have both our heads (Max) : She's scary when she's angry :I
12:00 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : Duck! I can see someone through the window
- le inside*
12:01 BoysCanLikeItToo
(Bianca) : 'at the window'
12:01 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : Hey Brianna, Amber never really answered, what WAS Jason like for what you can remember as a kid?
12:01 Glenn31
(Amy) : *reading a book* Lovely night, isn't it?
12:01 Lettucecow
(leonard) *playing D&D with harold* LVL 35 WARLOCK beats your mage!
12:01 BoysCanLikeItToo
(BRIANNA) : ...I don't like to talk about it
12:01 Lettucecow
(harold) Gosh. :I
12:01 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : I take it he was the same then?
12:02 BoysCanLikeItToo
(Bianca) : 'looks at Harold and Leo' can you two not
12:02 Glenn31
(Amy) : *sitting at the table with Leonard and Harold* No! I am not playing this game with you. No matter how much you try convince me
12:02 BoysCanLikeItToo
(BRIANNA) : He was different, that's all I wish to say..
12:02 Lettucecow
(leonard) We don't want you too
12:02 Lettucecow
(harold) we don't like you
12:02 Glenn31
(Amy) : Then why did you tell me to sit here?
12:02 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : I'll respect that choice.
12:02 BoysCanLikeItToo
(BRIANNA) : they didnt
12:02 Lettucecow
(leonard) we didn't
12:02 Glenn31
(Amy) : Then why AM I sitting here?
12:03 BoysCanLikeItToo
(BRIANNA) : 'smiles at scott'
12:03 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : Why are you even here, Amy?
12:03 Lettucecow
(harold) because you wanna get in scotts pants? (leonard) *hi fives harold*
12:03 Glenn31
(Amy) : Because I rang the doorbell and you let me in. You made me coffee and everything :/
12:03 BoysCanLikeItToo
(Bianca) : because your ass smells like cottage cheese
12:03 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *Takes off Harolds glasses and hits him with them*
12:03 Glenn31
- le crash down the hallway*
12:03 Lettucecow
(harold) :I
12:03 Glenn31
(Amy) : What was that?
12:04 BoysCanLikeItToo
(Bianca) : the fuck?
12:04 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : 0-0 SOMEONE'S IN MY BEDROOM!
12:04 Glenn31
(Amy) : Lucky...
12:04 Lettucecow
(leonard) Invading orcs?
12:04 Glenn31
(Amy) : I MEAN.... :I
12:04 Lettucecow
(harold) NO
12:04 BoysCanLikeItToo
(Bianca) : CAN ONE OF THESE ROLEPLAYS BE OF US FUCKING RELAXING
12:04 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : Don't ask how I know, I can just sense it.
12:04 Lettucecow
(HAROLD) NO, NOT THE ORCS
12:04 BoysCanLikeItToo
(BIANCA) : ALL THESE VILLAINS AND SHIT, DOING THE MOST
12:04 Glenn31
(Max) : *muffled through the door* We shall raid his sock drawer! That's truly evil. Isn't it? (Scarlett) : I'm getting shivers... -_-
12:05 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *Whispers to Bianca* Bianca... the fourth wall, please mind it.
12:05 Glenn31
(Max) : *puts all Scott's socks into a bag* This is so diabolical! Ahahahaha!
12:05 BoysCanLikeItToo
(Bianca) : SOCKS? THESE NIGGAS BUSTIN IN TO THE FUCKIN MANSION FOR SOCKS?
12:05 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : O_O
12:05 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *Walks in* The hell are you two doing here?!
12:05 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : They heard us! (Scarlett) : *dives out the window*
12:05 Lettucecow
(leonard) Why would you take socks, they're not even encahnted
12:06 BoysCanLikeItToo
(Bianca) : 'shoots at them' YALL NEED TO JUST GTFO
12:06 Glenn31
(Max) : Good luck finding any socks! *jumps out the window* Ah ha ha ha ha!
12:06 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : I have like, three other sock drawers.
12:06 Glenn31
(Max) : *lands on Scarlett* Thank you for breaking my fall, sidekick
TDfan10 has joined the chat. 12:06 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : I am NOT your sidekick. And Ow...
12:06 BoysCanLikeItToo
(Bianca) : I swear if this whole tdrt is about chasin niggas for socks I'm done
12:06 Glenn31
(Amy) : Imbeciles
12:07 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : BIANCA. FOURTH WALL. LET IT EXIST.
12:07 BoysCanLikeItToo
(BRIANNA) : Bianca! Forth wall!
12:07 Glenn31
(Amy) : *her phone beeps*
12:07 TDfan10
(izzy) *is standing above Scarlett* Hi! (wave) (omg I gotta come in sometime :I )
12:07 Glenn31
(Amy) : *reads the message* Oh.. I gotta.. .go....
12:07 BoysCanLikeItToo
(Bianca) : I KNOW, I KNOW! BUT FUCKING SOCKS? (Bianca) : Mmhmmm, this bitch lookin mad suspicious
12:07 Glenn31
(Amy) : I just remembered I... left something in the oven at home... bye... *leaves*
12:07 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : THERE'S MORE TO IT LATER, YOU DUMB BITCH!
12:08 BoysCanLikeItToo
(Bianca) : I WILL PISS CHEESE ON YOUR SOFA
12:08 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : Please don't.
12:08 TDfan10
(izzy) *knocks on door and rings doorbell*
12:08 Lettucecow no 12:08 BoysCanLikeItToo i can't breathe 12:08 Lettucecow
(leonard) *whispers to harold*
12:08 Lettucecow
(Harold) Nah, I think thats different from girl stuff (leonard) Ohhh
12:09 BoysCanLikeItToo
(BRIANNA) : I'm...concerned. What just even happened
12:09 The Villainous Vulture
(Stop) MAX'S LAIR (Attic) (Stop)
12:09 Glenn31
(Max) : *empties the sack* Haha! Scott will be forced to wear sandals from now on! (Scarlett) : Purely diabolical....
Max's Mom: Maxie honey! Would you and your little friend like some cookies?
(Max) : Not now mother! I am scheming! (Max) : But maybe in about 10 minutes :I (Scarlett) : -_- (Scarlett) : *her phone rings* It's her! *answers le phone* Hello? (Scarlett) : Yes... socks... -_- (Scarlett) : Cameras? What if we get caught (Scarlett) : No! No! I'm not doubting your brilliance (Scarlett) : Cameras it is. *hangs up* She wants us to install cameras in Scott's mansion (Max) : But... it's dark :I (Scarlett) : *drags Max outside* I don't care
- at Jared and Co.*
12:13 Lettucecow
(vin) It's come to all our attentions, that, Skipp, Your fucking annoying.
12:13 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : What he said.
12:13 Lettucecow Skipp: :i 12:14 Lettucecow
(cody) So, we're moving you to secretary business
12:14 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.... that's funny
12:14 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : You actually think we have a secretary position.... I was joking you idiots!
12:14 Lettucecow
(Vin) Oh.
12:14 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : Skipp is actually fired. (Jared) : Bai! :D
12:14 Lettucecow
(vin) Much better (vin) *throws skipp out the window and into a dumpster*
12:15 TDfan10
(izzy) *walks in* Am I late or.. (must stay away from boredom)
12:15 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : So where's the newbie then?
12:15 Lettucecow
(vin) Right here (vin) *brings him in* (felix) I was told there was a positon open for tech expert
12:15 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : He's shorter in person.
12:15 Lettucecow
(felix) Very funny. what kind of operation are you running here anyway
12:16 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : MURDER COMPANY!
12:16 Lettucecow
(felix) Seems like you need some pretty advanced weaponary
12:16 TDfan10
(izzy) *sits down* Let's get this party- wait no it's a meeting...
12:16 Lettucecow
(felix) Oh
12:16 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : We kill people for money, fun etc.
12:16 Lettucecow
(felix) That wasn't in thge resume
12:16 Lettucecow
(felix) But hey, I'll take what I can get
12:16 The Villainous Vulture
(jared) : *Aims pistols at Felix* Good, I like someone who can improvise.
12:16 Lettucecow
(felix) I brought a few prototypes (felix) *takes a rock out of his pocket*
12:17 TDfan10
(izzy) Murder?! (:D) OMG That is soooo fun! *pulls out machine gun* WOOHOO!
12:17 Lettucecow
(felix) a camouflaged grenade, (felix) Looks like a rock, actually a grenade
12:17 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : *Pushes Izzy out the window* HANG OUT WITH THE HEROES!
12:17 Glenn31
(Amy) : WE DON'T WANT HER EITHER!
12:17 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : As you were saying.
12:17 Lettucecow
(felix) also I have something
12:17 BoysCanLikeItToo
(BRIANNA) : NO THANK YOU
12:17 TDfan10
(izzy) *throws a grenade in building as she leaves*
12:17 Lettucecow
(felix) *pulls out a fustristic looking gun*
12:18 Lettucecow
(felix) A laser gun :D
12:18 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : Nice. But I already have this *Lifts up a plasma cannon*
12:18 Lettucecow
(felix) it's totally amazing, I got it from some tech acident in a while back (felix) . ...
12:18 Glenn31
(Amy) : *walks in* Knock knock!
12:18 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : I stole this beaut from Jason last time I saw him (Jared) : WHO LET YOU IN?!
12:19 Glenn31
(Amy) : I may have knocked out your doorman :I
12:19 Lettucecow
(felix) OMG is that the new eletrco calibrator! *spazzes over technology*
12:19 Glenn31
(Amy) : Are you in business hours right now?
12:19 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : *Pushes Felix away* No, but speak anyway, I don't like sceduales
12:19 Glenn31
(Amy) : Well, I have a job for you. A well paid one, if all goes well
12:19 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : I'll do it for free!
12:20 Glenn31
(Amy) : Whatever
Glenn31
(Amy) : But for the sake of plot convenience, I'll write it down (Amy) : *writes some shit in a notebook and hands it to Jared* Think you can do it?
12:21 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : I've been waiting to do this for like, 2 years!
12:21 Glenn31
(Amy) : Excellent (Amy) : I'll let you know when I'm ready for you to carry it out
12:21 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : Excellent
12:21 Glenn31
(Amy) : Your weapons are so... poor (Amy) : *gives Jared a $100 bill* Buy yourself somethin' nice
12:22 BoysCanLikeItToo rre 12:22 Lettucecow
(felix) *appears behind amy*
12:22 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : *Points at his Plasma cannon* This is not poor. (Jared) : Stolen, but not poor.
12:22 Glenn31
(Amy) : :I
12:22 Lettucecow
(felix) I BUILT A ROCK GRENADE! IT's pure amazing technology!
12:22 Glenn31
(Amy) : I'll be leaving now
12:23 Lettucecow
(felix) Lets see what you can do princess :I
12:23 Glenn31
(Amy) : (twitch) (Amy) : *picks up Felix by the collar of his hoodie* Pardon?
12:23 The Villainous Vulture
(jared) : Bye beautiful bitch! *Pushes Amy out and slams the door*
12:23 Glenn31
(Amy) : D:
12:23 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : Gentleman, we have business!
12:23 Glenn31
(Amy) : *leaves anyway*
12:23 Lettucecow
(felix) I see.
12:23 The Villainous Vulture
(Stop) Back to the heroes (Stop)
12:23 TDfan10
(izzy) *walks on street* No one likes me. I'm all alone. *calls boss* Mhm. Yeah. I was pushed out the window. I know. I got the files though. (die)
12:23 Glenn31
(Amy) : *rings Scott's le doorbell*
The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : Oh hi Amy
12:24 Glenn31 Izzy's just
(Amy) : Hai (wave)
12:24 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : Would you like to come in?
12:24 Glenn31
(Amy) : Actually
12:24 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : Sucks. *Slams the door*
Glenn31
(Amy) : I was thinking we should go for a walk, ALL OF US (Amy) : HEY (Amy) : *is suddenly in the living room* The park is looking quite nice tonight (derp)
12:25 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : ARGH! How did you get in?!
12:25 Glenn31
(Amy) : *shows Scott a key* You gave me the spare key
12:25 BoysCanLikeItToo
(BRIANNA) : 'screeches' SHES IN THE HOUSE! AAH
12:25 Lettucecow
(leonard) MERCY! O' GOBLIN QUEEN
12:25 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : Calm down Brianna, only shriek if your dear brother is here
12:25 Glenn31
(Amy) : Leonard, be nice to Bianca (Troll)
12:26 Lettucecow
(harold) Your the goblin queen
12:26 Glenn31
(Amy) : It's not her fault she's so.... looking like that
12:26 Lettucecow
(leonard) AH! I get it
12:26 BoysCanLikeItToo
(Bianca) : 'is suddenly holding her bloody appendix staring at a hole in her side'
12:26 Glenn31
(Amy) : *gives everyone a jacket* CAN WE GO FOR A WALK OR NOT!?
12:26 Lettucecow
(leonard) Your the goblin king, amy
12:26 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : Whatever. Let's go morons.
12:26 Lettucecow
(leonard) Sorry for the gender mixup
12:26 Glenn31
(Amy) : :D
12:27 Lettucecow
(harold) *fist bumps leonard*
12:27 TDfan10
(izzy) *knocks on door* Is anyone here?
12:27 Glenn31
(Amy) : O_O
BoysCanLikeItToo
(Bianca) : 'high fives Leo breaking his wrist'
12:27 Glenn31
(Amy) : Go out the back door. She might not see us
12:27 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : GO AWAY IZZY! *Goes out the back door*
12:27 TDfan10
(izzy) I know people are in there. *le cries*
12:27 Glenn31
(Amy) : *walks out last and doesn't lock the door*
12:27 BoysCanLikeItToo
(BRIANNA) : It's the crazy one... *Locks the door*
12:28 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : Who, Jason or Jared?
Glenn31
(Max) : *picks the damn lock and walks in* Evil always breaks and enters! (Scarlett) : *carrying a box of cameras* Let's make this quick. They might be back soon
12:29 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *While they're walking he suddenly stops* That can't be right....
12:29 Glenn31
(Amy) : Hm?
12:29 Lettucecow
(Leonard) Your right! (harold) WE FORGOT QUEST MUSIC
Glenn31 (Amy) : Quest Music ? Really? -_- 11:43 Lettucecow
(leonard) YES
11:43 Glenn31
(Amy) : *points* Look! A street fair!
11:44 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : Oooh, I love the cotton candy at these things
11:44 Lettucecow
(Harold) SKYRIM SOUNDTRACK MARATHON!!!!!
11:44 Glenn31
(Bianca) : Ugh, happiness (Amy) : *pinches Harold's lips closed* No
11:44 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *Kicks Harold in the cut* No.
gut* 11:44 Lettucecow
(harold) *gets out ipod and starts blasting the song of dragonborn*
11:45 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *Grabs it and smashes it* NO.
11:45 Lettucecow
(leonard) YES!
11:45 Glenn31
(Amy) : Be right back *Goes to the strong man thingy*
11:45 Lettucecow
(leonard) D:
11:45 Glenn31
(Amy) : *comes back with the mallet and smashes the iPod* (Amy) : I win (:D)
11:45 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *Goes over to a ring toss thingy*
11:45 Glenn31
(Zoey) : *pops out of Scott's pants* Ooooh, a fair! :D
11:45 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *Le throw and le win* Oh yey, I got a teddy bear.
11:46 Glenn31
(Amy) : *Takes the teddy bear* ^_^
11:46 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *Casually grabs Zoey's head and throws her out*
11:46 Lettucecow
(Leonard) Uh...is that
11:46 Glenn31
(Zoey) : D:
11:46 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : Okay, you got a Teddy bear then
11:46 Glenn31
- Elsewhere*
(Max) : *looting Scott's sock drawers* Pure sinister COLD! BWA HA HA HA HA! (Scarlett) : Max, help me with these cameras (Max) : Not until I've placed my ransom note for Scott's socks
11:46 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : *Pops up aside from Scarlett* Oh hello (Die)
11:46 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : -_- (Scarlett) : AAAH! (Scarlett) : How did you get here?
11:47 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : AAAH (Jared) : A window
11:47 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : Max... (Max) : It was stufft >:/
stuffy*
(Scarlett) : Why are you here anyway?
11:48 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : I'm here to kick gum and chew ass. (Jared) : Wait, I said that wrong (Jared) : Oh right, I'm here to kill them (Jared) : Sadly you're the only people here right now
11:48 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : Well, we're on a job (Max) : A job of EVIL! (Scarlett) : Stop talking... (Max) : >:/
11:49 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : Hey Max, can I show you something special? (Jared) : Something EVILLY special
11:49 Glenn31
(Max) : Hold on a minute, the man with the white van said the exact same thing to me (Max) : So the answer is no, not again (twitch)
11:50 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : Don't worry I have a black van (Jared) : But that has nothing to do with this (Jared) : Fine, I'll just show you anyway. (Jared) : THE DOOR (:D) *Literally picks Max up and throws him out the door*
11:50 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : *hides a camera inside Scott's mirror* That's the last one. Let's get back before they come home (Scarlett) : Oh, he left already :/
11:51 The Villainous Vulture
(Stop) To the other assassins (Stop)
Okay Lettuce, do your shit 11:51 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : *cleans shit up and leaves hurriedly before the scene changes*
- 3
11:51 Lettucecow
(vin) *next to a dumpster* Dafaq smells like cheese (billy) *pops out of the dumpster* (billy) :D (billy) Hai (cody) Uh..K den (billy) Can I play? (vin) *le eye roll* Fain
11:52 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : *Walks out* What are you slackjawed pansy's doing? (Jared) : Get in the van!
11:52 Lettucecow
(felix) We found billy in a dumpster
11:52 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : I didn't ask! VAN! NOW!
11:53 Glenn31
(Amy) : *walks in the gate with everyone while holding a giant teddy bear* That was fun :D
11:53 Lettucecow
- a garbage truck drives by with skipp in it*
^le only cameo 11:53 Glenn31
- B
11:53 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : *Throws bitches in*
11:53 Lettucecow
- they get in the van*
11:53 The Villainous Vulture
(Stop) Back to the heroes and Amy (Stop)
11:53 Glenn31
(Brianna) : Who owns that van?
(They're walking up Scott's driveway as Jared and Co. leave)
(Amy) : Cleaners?
11:54 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : Isn't that a Garbage truck?
11:54 Glenn31
(Amy) : And a suspicious black van
11:54 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : *Honking the clown horn as they drive away*
11:54 Glenn31
(Amy) : With about 3000 different names on it, most of them are crossed off tho
11:54 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : And a clown horn.
11:55 Glenn31
(Brianna) : Oh, it's just Jared (Amy) : *Opens deh front door*
11:55 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : Oh, oka- WAIT WHAT?!
11:55 Lettucecow
(vin) *In the van* I told you the clown horn was too obvious!
11:55 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : BUT IT'S SO MUCH FUN (:D)
11:55 Lettucecow
(billy) LIKE A CHEESE TASTING!
11:56 Glenn31
(Brianna) : Why is there a random box in the foyer? (Bianca) : *reaches in and takes out a compact camera* Dafuq?
11:56 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : Pardon me for not being calm but... WHERE IS ALL MY STUFF?!
11:56 Glenn31 They only took his socks :/ 11:56 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : WHERE ARE ALL MY SOCKS?! >:/
11:57 Glenn31
(Bianca) : *walks up the stairs liek a bitch* WHAT IS WITH MAX AND SOCKS? (Zoey) : Foot fetish?
11:57 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : I'm gonna check the cameras- THEY TOOK THE CAMERAS TOO!
(He doesnt know they just hid them) 11:58 Glenn31
(Brianna) : What's this? *is holding a piece of paper she took from Scott's sock drawer*
Errybody: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcZcGQi3V10 11:58 Lettucecow
(leonard) A MAGIC SCROLL (harold) MERLINS BEARD!
11:58 Glenn31
(Zoey) : *takes it* It's a ransom note, idiots (Amy) : *takes it from Zoey* I can read, bitch!
11:59 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : For my socks?
11:59 Glenn31
(Amy) : It's written in magazine lettering (Amy) : But Max still signed his name -_-
11:59 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : -_-
11:59 Lettucecow
(leonard) subtly isn't one of his strong points is it
12:00 Glenn31
(Amy) : "Dearest Foes, I have taken your socks and have hidden them somewhere that is not my basement. If you wish to get them back you will forward 1 trillion dollars to my bank account. The passcode is 4-5-3-2. Yours, Maximillion P. Evil
12:00 Lettucecow
(harold) ...
12:00 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : Give me a sec.
12:00 Lettucecow
(leonard) ..
12:00 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *Uses his phone to drain Max's bank account*
12:00 Lettucecow
(Leonard) *him and harold hack into max's account and buy the skyrim soundtack on itunes (harold) (:D)
12:01 Glenn31
(Amy) : Well, we should head to the bank (Bianca) : Seriously?
12:01 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : Why?
12:01 Glenn31
(Amy) : Max left his ATM number, let's take all his money >:3
12:01 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : We already took his money.
12:01 Glenn31
(Amy) : Oh...
12:02 Lettucecow
(Leonard) *blasting song of the dragonborn* Quest has been completed
12:02 Glenn31
(Amy) : LEONARD! (Amy) : SHUT THE EVERLOVING FUDGEBALLS UP!
12:02 Lettucecow
(LEONARD) Sorry, o great Goblin queen
12:02 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : *Texts Amy* I'm ready to take the shot, can I?
12:02 Lettucecow
(harold) *chuckles*
12:02 Glenn31
(Amy) : *phone beeps* O_O (Amy) : Um... I have to take this (Amy) : *runs out of the room*
12:03 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : Whatever, just don't steal any more of my socks
12:03 Lettucecow
(harold) Probably talking to her goblin minions
12:03 Glenn31
(Amy) : I DON'T HAVE ANY MINIONS!
12:03 Lettucecow
(leonard) *hi fives harold* (leonard) GOBLINS ALWAYS HAVE MINONS
12:03 Glenn31
(Amy) : *answers Jared* Not yet, I have them under surveilance now
12:03 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : Fine, but I'm going to accidentally shoot you if it takes too long.
12:04 Glenn31
(Amy) : *Walks back in* That was.... my mom. I have to go home now... because there's a family emergency...... Samey fell... down the stairs.... twice.... sideways...
12:04 Lettucecow
(harold) THOU GOBLIN HAS EVIL QUESTS TO UNDERTAKE
12:04 Glenn31
(Amy) : (twitch)
12:04 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *Knees Harold in the stomach* Go head Amy
12:04 Glenn31
(Amy) : *dives out the window* Ta ta! (Zoey) : O_O
12:05 The Villainous Vulture
(Stop) With Jared and Co. (Stop)
12:05 Lettucecow
(billy) *buying cheese on amazon*
12:05 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : *Steadying his Sniper Rifle's Aim* (Jared) : *Singing this: http://youtu.be/M6zmceOUfKI?t=4s*
12:05 Lettucecow
(felix) I have perfected another invention!
12:05 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : Hmmmmmm (Jared) : *Aiming at Scott's head*
12:06 Lettucecow
(felix) *add's something to jared's gun* It's the ultra silencer, the bullet doesn't make a sound and leads posion gas into the nervous system to cut out voice (felix) AI, silent kill
12:06 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : Thanks buddy, you're the best :D *Pats Felix on the back really hard*
12:06 Glenn31
(Amy) : *walks in* Knockity, knockity
12:06 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : *Aims again* Hey bitch
12:07 Glenn31
(Amy) : *Takes out a minigun somehow from her back pocket* Hm?
12:07 Lettucecow
(felix) I can't help but feel this is quite barbaric, though (billy) *eats the minigun*
12:07 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : Of course it is, we're killers.
12:07 Lettucecow
(felix) Very well (vin) We shooting the sleezebag?
12:08 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : (Music) This is where we all should see red... (Music) *Shoots at Scott but it barely skims his nose* (Jared) : SON OF A BITCH!
12:08 Glenn31
(Amy) : Not yet, Jared >:/
ok? 12:08 Lettucecow
(billy) Thats bad.
12:08 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : Too late, already shot em (Jared) : Luckily Felix silenced it (Jared) : They won't know
12:09 Lettucecow
(billy) They;re gonna find us out, *puts his cheese orders on 1 day rush*
12:09 Glenn31
(Amy) : He looks alive to me (Amy) : *takes the gun and throws it out the window* Anyway
12:09 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : Well what are we doing then?
12:10 Glenn31
(Amy) : My two incompetent minions, Max and Scarlett, have set up hidden cameras in the mansion. *Takes out her iPad and turns on the feed to Scott's bedroom*
12:10 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : I set up a camera too :D
12:10 Glenn31
(Amy) : You did?
12:10 Lettucecow
(CODY) I have a thermal recogonition of the room
12:10 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : *Pulls out his Ipad and it shows feed coming from the living room*
12:10 Glenn31
(Amy) : *plugs the iPad into Jared's big screen*
12:11 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : Now all I have to do is push this button and noxious gas will come from the camera! AHAHAHAHAHA
12:11 Lettucecow
(vin) Heh
12:11 Glenn31
(Amy) : *crushes deh button* Nu
12:11 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : *Looks at the screen and it's fizzles out and it's shows a large red J and nothing else*
12:11 Glenn31
(Amy) : If you kill any of them before I tell you to
12:11 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : Well that's weird.
12:11 Glenn31
(Amy) : There will be consequences (Amy) : J for Jared?
12:12 The Villainous Vulture
(jared) : I didn't put that. :/ (jared): Weird
12:12 Lettucecow
(felix) *clears throat and laser guns pop out of his backpack and aim at amy* Technically speaking, your one person with a company of killers, your technically having the, uh consequences, uh..right?
12:13 Glenn31
(Amy) : I don't have a company of killers :/
12:13 Lettucecow
(vin) *coughs* (vin) Ahem, he meant us
12:13 Glenn31
(Amy) : Oh, Scott's in his room now
12:13 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : Ooh (Jared) : Can I shoot him now that he's alone?
12:14 Glenn31
(Amy) : NO! (Amy) : I am this close to firing you
12:14 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : Lame. (Jared) : Firing me...? (Jared) : Heh heh... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
12:15 Glenn31
(Amy) : I AM paying you aren't I?
12:15 Lettucecow
(VIN) *laughs*
12:15 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : We don't work for you lady *Aims his pistol at her head*
12:15 Glenn31
(Amy) : Do you want to get paid?
12:15 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : We're doing this of our own will.
12:15 Lettucecow
(vin) *gets out a shotgun and aims at amy* Wanna try your luck princess?
12:15 The Villainous Vulture
(jared) : So threaten me in any way again, and you'll be a blone and red stain on the ground. (Jared) : Kay?
12:16 Glenn31
(Amy) : *flips over to Vin, takes his gun and points it at him* I think I just did
12:16 Lettucecow
(vin) *chuckles*
12:16 Glenn31
(Amy) : Once again, cheerleading comes in handy
12:16 Lettucecow
(felix) *his robot arm throws a laser gun to vin*
12:16 The Villainous Vulture
(jared) : COMPANY HALT! (Jared) : We ain't killing her yet.
12:16 Glenn31
(Amy) : Yet?
12:16 Lettucecow
(vin) When can we?
12:17 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : Only if she keeps getting on our nerves. (jared) : And by ours I mean mine. (Jared) : Got it?
12:17 Lettucecow all: Yes 12:17 Glenn31
- the lights go off*
12:17 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : Okay, who forgot to pay the electric bill?
12:18 Lettucecow
(felix) I did
12:18 Glenn31
(Max) : *over a PA system* ATTENTION INFERIOR PEOPLE. THIS BUILDING IS NOW UNDER THE POSSESION OF ME MAX!
12:18 Lettucecow
(felix) Good lord. *press a button for a system override*
12:18 Glenn31
(Max) : *slides down a rope from the ceiling* Aaahhh, rope burn...
12:18 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : I (jared) : Am getting tired of you.
12:18 Lettucecow
(vin) Can we kill the hobbit
12:19 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : *slids down the rope and lands perfectly* If you kill him, you'll have me to deal with
12:19 Lettucecow
(cody) *laughs*
12:19 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : Because you're scary. (Jared) : But fine (Jared) : So when do we get to kill Scott?
12:19 Glenn31
(Amy) : Once I've acquired his money (Amy) : Or can inherit it if he kicks the bucket
12:19 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : Can't we kill him, THEN get it?
12:20 Glenn31
(Amy) : No, he has a will (Amy) : When he dies, his money goes to like, 20 different people
12:20 Lettucecow
(BIlly) A will without you in, ya crazy bitch (billy) (derp)
12:20 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : *Slaps the back of Billy's head* (jared) : Bad.
12:20 Glenn31
(Amy) : *throws an arrow at Billy and it barely misses*
12:21 Lettucecow
(billy) *spits out the minigun from earlier*
12:21 Glenn31
(Amy) : O_O
12:21 Lettucecow
(billy) *shoots amy, iut starts shooting cheese
12:21 Glenn31
(Amy) : *backflips out of the way*
12:21 The Villainous Vulture
(jared) : *Grabs the minigun*
12:21 Lettucecow
(billy) CHEESE GUN!!!!
12:21 Glenn31
(Amy) : *looks at the monitor* D: (Amy) : Ew ew ew ew ew
12:21 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : *Hit's Billy over the head with it*
12:21 Lettucecow
(billy) D:
12:21 Glenn31
(amy) : Scott's like, just out of the shower *turns off deh screen* (Sick)
12:21 Lettucecow
(billy) *gets knocked out* (vin) Lolno
12:22 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : Okay, if I don't get to kill someone in the next 3 minutes I'm gonna burst.
12:22 Lettucecow
(vin) we all saw you just snap that pic
12:22 Glenn31
(Amy) : Ugh, Kill Ma
Max*
(Max) : What?!
12:22 Lettucecow
(cody) you know you love it
12:22 The Villainous Vulture
(jared) : YEY! *Grabs Max* Hello.
12:22 Glenn31
(Amy) : *ties him to one of Jared's creepy torture devices* (Max) : Don't hurt me, Mister
12:22 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : Okay, here's how this works (jared) : This electric chair will shock you if you don't push the button next to you.
12:23 Glenn31
(Max) : *pushes the button*
12:23 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : ...But that button will release two chainsaws that will cut your arms off.
- Chainsaws le cut his arms off*
12:23 Glenn31
(Max) : O_O
12:24 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : Good listening skills.
12:24 Glenn31
(Max) : *he retracts his arms into his belly because his weird shape allows that*
12:24 Lettucecow
(felix) ...
12:24 Glenn31
(Amy) : *unties Max* I just remembered, I need him to make me dinner
12:24 Lettucecow
(felix) Hes so stupid...He doesn't have to abide by the the laws of physics..
12:24 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : Ugh, fine.
12:24 Glenn31
(Amy) : I'll be back in a minute with new blood
12:24 Lettucecow
(felix) ...I am in awe.
12:25 Glenn31
(Amy) : *walks back in a minute later with Skipp* (Amy) : *Tosses him over to Jared* Knock yourself out
12:25 The Villainous Vulture
(jared) : He's my secretary, soooooo
12:25 Glenn31
(Amy) : Ugh, what about Cooper?
12:25 Lettucecow Skipp: Didn't you fire me 12:25 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : Yes. *Pushes Skipp out the window* (Jared) : Whatever I'll go kill a random person *Leaves*
12:26 Glenn31
(Amy) : (wave) (Amy) : *locks the door from the inside when Jared leaves*
12:26 Lettucecow skipp: *lands in the same garbage truck, that then swerves out of control, and skipp falls into the sewers* 12:26 Glenn31
(Amy) : *holds out a box* Drop all your weapons in here plz
12:27 Lettucecow
(felix) Excuse me
12:27 Glenn31
(Amy) : Did I stutter?
12:27 Lettucecow
(felix) But, your not the boss in this operation.
12:27 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : *Kicks the door down while dragging in two mutilated corpses*
12:27 Glenn31
(Amy) : :I
12:27 Lettucecow
(felix) Oh dear.
12:27 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : HERE'S JARRY!
12:27 Glenn31
(Amy) : This is a box (derp)
12:27 Lettucecow
(billy) *wakes up*
12:28 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : *Throws the corpses at Amy* SANTA BARES GIFTS!
12:28 Glenn31
(Amy) : Thanks, I'll take these for experimenting (Amy) : *leaves with deh corpses* Night
12:28 Lettucecow
(billy) Only about 0.9% of murders involve mutilating bodies.
12:28 Glenn31
- At Scott's mansion the next morning*
12:29 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *Epic le yawn* (Scott) : *Makin coffee*
12:29 Glenn31
(Amy) : *jumps through Scott's window* GOOOOOD MORNING! (:D)
12:29 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *Doesn't even look at her* Leave.
12:30 Lettucecow
(leonard) *playing D&D with harold*
12:30 Glenn31
(Amy) : I brought gifts ;(
12:30 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *Turns on the TV* (Scott) : Whatever. *Flipping channels*
12:30 Lettucecow
(leonard) *bows* Hello fair goblin king, or queen, can't telll
12:30 Glenn31
(Amy) : *on a commercial on TV* HERE AT AMYCO, WE PRIDE OURSELVES IN WEAPONRY (DERP)
12:30 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *Changes and the Jared and Co. theme is on* (Scott) : *Changes again*
12:31 Glenn31
(Amy) : *unwraps Leonard's gift, it's a fly swatter, slaps Leonard with it*
12:31 Lettucecow
(leonard) D:
12:31 Glenn31
(Amy) : It's 8:30, do you two live here or something?
12:31 Lettucecow
(harold) We all live here
12:31 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : Sadly they won't leave.
12:31 Lettucecow
(leonard) Didn't you watch the last 4 of these?
12:31 Glenn31
(Amy) : No
12:32 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : Fourth wall Leo.
12:32 Glenn31
(Amy) : Why don't I live here? I'm a main character D:
12:32 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : Because no one likes you.
12:32 Lettucecow
(leonard) HIEL GOBLIN QUEEN
12:32 Glenn31
(Amy) : Then why do you sleep with a picture of me under your pillow? *covers her mouth* Whoops
12:32 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : 0-0
12:32 Lettucecow
(harold) *bows and offers worms* Goblins love these
12:33 Glenn31
(Amy) : Um....
12:33 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *Shakes it off and watches the news*
12:33 Glenn31
(Amy) : *literally knees Harold in the face* SHUT UP!
12:33 Lettucecow
(harold) SORRY GOBLIN KING, YOU LOOK GENDERLESS (LEONARD) *chuckles*
12:33 Glenn31
(Amy) : I will mutilate you both (Amy) : *takes Leonard's D&D book and shreds it* (Derp)
12:34 The Villainous Vulture TV: And that's the story about Bianco Moretti's most recent crimes. In other news, two people we're murdered and mutilated last night and found in an abandoned warehouse
(Scott) : Oh lovely.
12:34 Glenn31
(Amy) : Awww, how sad
12:34 Lettucecow
(harold) .....
12:34 Glenn31
(Amy) : Hey, where are the others?
12:34 Lettucecow
(leonard) Our book...
12:34 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : Probably sleeping
12:34 Lettucecow
(leonard) (twitch)
12:35 Glenn31
(Bianca) : *makes a hole in the ceiling and jumps down* Good morning friends! :D (Amy) : Of course, someone like Bianca would be a morning person
12:35 Lettucecow
(LEONARD) KILL THIS PSYCHO BITCH WHORE!
12:35 The Villainous Vulture
- A grenade flies through the window*
12:35 Glenn31
(Zoey) : *pops out of Scott's pants and yawns* That was a nice sleep (Amy) : D:
12:35 Lettucecow
(leonard) Nevemind,
12:35 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : WHAT THE- (Stop) KABLAMO (stop)
12:36 Lettucecow
(harold) *ahem* INVADING ORCS!
- they GTFO
12:36 Glenn31
(Amy) : *sitting on the couch paying no attention*
12:36 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : *Walks in* HELLO VICTIMS
12:36 Lettucecow
(LEONARD) INVADING ORCS!
12:36 Glenn31
(Amy) : (twitch)
12:36 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : *Lifts up his chaingun*
12:36 Glenn31
(Amy) : Ugh, you know what
12:36 The Villainous Vulture
(jared) : GET IN HERE MORONS!
12:36 Glenn31
(Amy) : Don't kill them, just... lock them up in your van, k?
12:36 Lettucecow
(billy) Hello simpletons. *gets out his cheese minigun*
12:36 Glenn31
(Zoey) : Excuse me?
12:37 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : What?!
12:37 Lettucecow
(felix) *2 laser guns spring out of backpack*
12:37 Glenn31
(Amy) : Jared, load them into the van and take them to the warehouse (Amy) : Oh.. I organised this
12:37 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : *Sigh* Fine.
12:37 Lettucecow
(vin) *gets out shotgun* Aw..
12:37 Glenn31
(Amy) : Anyway, are you free for the rest of the week?
12:37 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : Screw you *Gets hit over the head*
12:37 Glenn31
(Amy) : I plan on holding you all hostage
12:37 Lettucecow
(cody) Can we kill them, please?
12:37 Glenn31
(Amy) : Patience, Cody
12:37 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : Yuppers, Amy
12:37 Glenn31
(Amy) : Take them to *takes out a map* This abandoned warehouse
12:38 Lettucecow
(cody) *draws duel pistol* Shut it missy.
12:38 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : Okie Dokie.
12:38 Lettucecow
(cody) or gentlemen
12:38 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : *Shoves them in the van and hops in* COME ON GUYS!
12:38 Lettucecow
(cody) I really can't tell with you
- they get in the van*
12:38 Glenn31
(Amy) : *gets in Scott's ferrari and follows behind*
12:38 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : Okay guys, what Amy doesn't know is that we're gonna kill her and everyone else at the end of this, so DON'T TELL HER.
12:39 Glenn31
(Brianna) : *wakes up in her bedroom and notices the front wall is gone* Did I miss something?
12:39 The Villainous Vulture
(Stop) At the warehouse (Stop) (Jared) : Alrighty (Jared) : *Takes out the bitches from the Van*
12:39 Glenn31
(Amy) : *gets out of the car and unlocks the door, revealing that the Warehouse is a seriously pimped out lab or something*
12:40 Lettucecow
(leonard) *muffled by a gag when being unloaded foromt he van*INVADING OCS INVADING ORCS!
12:40 Glenn31
(Amy) : Put them all in that cage, except Scott. Tie him to that thingy there
12:40 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared): *Ties Scott to the thingy* So what is this thing anyway
12:41 Glenn31
(Amy) : *presses a button and the floor under Scott opens up to reveal a shark tank* That
12:41 The Villainous Vulture
(jared) : LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
12:41 Glenn31
(Amy) : *lowers Scott down so he's dangling over deh tank*
12:41 Lettucecow
(billy) How cliche
12:41 Glenn31
(Amy) : They're venomous sharks (derp)
12:41 Lettucecow
(billy) will we have to work with this nonsensical hooligan much longer>
12:41 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : *Wakes up* FUKFUKFUKFUKFUKFUK (Jared) : Not too much longer, Richard.
12:42 Lettucecow
(billy) I dare say, whos' richard
12:42 Glenn31
(Amy) : *points to the platform above the cave* Jared and friends, stand up there
12:42 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : No thanks, we'll stay here.
12:42 Lettucecow
(vin) Yeah
12:42 Glenn31
(Amy) : Get up there now (Frage)
12:42 Lettucecow
(cody) *cracks knuckles*
12:42 The Villainous Vulture
(jared) : In fact... (jared) : I fear our business is done, miss.
12:42 Glenn31
(Amy) : Is it?
12:43 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : *Grabs his pistols* Yes, it is.
12:43 Lettucecow
(vin) Your gonna have some serious brain damage (vin) *gets out shotgun*
12:43 Glenn31
(Amy) : I was afraid you'd say that *presses a button and the floor opens under Jared and Co and they fall into the shark tank*
12:43 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : ARGH!
12:43 Lettucecow
(felix) *robotic arms grab onto the cieling and hold everyone up*
Lettucecow
(felix) Technology miss.
12:43 Glenn31
(Amy) : Venomous sharks
12:43 The Villainous Vulture
(jared) : Heh heh
12:43 Lettucecow
(felix) *turn to jared* What is it?
12:44 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : *Jumps down to the ground* Good one though Amy, we'll keep helpin ya just for that
12:44 Glenn31
(Amy) : Thankyu c: (Amy) : Anyway (Amy) : *lowers Scott down* What's your safe combination, Scott? (Die)
12:45 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : 7-7-7-7!
12:45 Glenn31
(Amy) : Good thing Max and Scarlett brought it here last night (Max) : *carries the safe out and puts it in front of Amy* (Amy) : *puts in the code and nothing happens* (Amy) : >:/
12:45 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : Heh heh
12:45 Glenn31
(Amy) : *lowers Scott a few cm*
12:45 Lettucecow
(Leonard) *while gagged and looking at max* HOBBIT!
12:45 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : 0-0
12:45 Glenn31
(Amy) : Care to answer again?
12:46 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : 4-6-9-8
12:46 Glenn31
(Amy) : *types in the code* (Amy) : Nope
12:46 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : 0-0
12:46 Glenn31
(Amy) : *pulls Scott back up* I have a better idea
12:46 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : Thank god.
12:46 Glenn31
(Amy) : SCARLETT! (Scarlett) : *lifts up the cage with everyone else in it with a crane and dangles it above the shark tank* (Amy) : This time, Scott. It isn't your life that's at risk (Amy) : It's theirs
12:47 Lettucecow
(Leonard) THE GOBLIN MAN-LADY AND THE HOBBIT ARE INVADING! Help us king scott!
12:47 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : Fine. It's 6-4-9-0
12:47 Glenn31
(Amy) : *puts in deh code and it opens* Thanks c:
12:47 Lettucecow
(harold) Thank god.
12:48 Glenn31
(Amy) : Drop them, Scarlett (Scarlett) : *drops the cage into the shark tank*
12:48 The Villainous Vulture
(jared) : AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
12:48 Lettucecow leonard) Wait-what 12:48 Glenn31
(Amy) : The sharks can't get you just yet
12:48 Lettucecow
(leonard) EVIL GOBLIN MAN LADY
12:48 Glenn31
(Amy) : But the water is slightly acidic, so give it an hour or so
12:49 Lettucecow
(leonard) *the acidic water disintagrates his fake beard off* (leonard) D: (Harold) GOSH!
12:49 Glenn31
(Amy) : Now Scarlett, get the rest of our friends into the shark tank
12:49 Lettucecow
(vin) Hm?
12:49 Glenn31
(Max) : *jams a screwdriver into Felix's backpack and it breaks*
12:49 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : *Swinging around the rope that's attached to the cage* Life or death stakes! Tensiony drama! WHO WILL PREVEIL!
12:50 Lettucecow
(felix) ...
12:50 The Villainous Vulture
(jared) : MISSED ME FATTY! AHAHAHAHHAHAHA
12:50 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : *lifts up Scott with the crane and dumps him into the cage*
12:50 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : Argh!
12:50 Lettucecow
(fELIX) *gets angry* YOU HOBBIT! (FELIX) *grabs him by the collar and shoots him with a laser gun*
12:50 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : *Still swinging* I hope you realize I'm still here.
12:50 Glenn31
- the floor under Jared and Co tilts and they ll slide into the cage*
12:50 Lettucecow
(felix) Please don't mess with me contrap-Oh dar.
12:51 Glenn31
(Amy) : Now then, how will we kill YOU Jared? >:3
12:51 The Villainous Vulture
(jared) : As much as I'd love that
12:51 Lettucecow
(Billy) I daresay this has taken a frightning turn, hm (cody) ****
12:51 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : *Jumps to the floor*
12:51 Lettucecow
(vin) *throws his shotgun to jared*
12:51 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : *Puts his arm around Amy's shoulder* You can't kill me. (jared) : *Grabs the gun with his other hand* (jared) : *Cartwheels away from her*
12:52 Lettucecow
(vin) GET THE SLEEZEBAG
12:52 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : *Pumps it* Pumpitty pump pump... pump pump! (Jared) : What do you want on your grave stone?
12:53 Lettucecow
(felix) *Holding on with one hand trying to fix his backpack* Messing up my machinary was rather uncalled for.
12:53 Glenn31
(Amy) : *opens trap door under Jared* (troll)
12:53 The Villainous Vulture
(jared) : *Jumps over to Amy* Nope.
12:53 Glenn31
- Felix's backpack gets splashed by the water*
12:53 The Villainous Vulture
(jared) : Last time I checked, I'm smarter than you.
12:53 Glenn31
(Amy) : Oh
12:53 Lettucecow
(felix) *gets zapped* Oh! ow! EEE!!!
12:53 Glenn31
(Amy) : Where's your gun gone? *is le holding it*
12:53 Lettucecow
(felix) Ow.
12:54 The Villainous Vulture
(jared) : I don't need a gun to kill you. Those two people I killed yesterday were mutilated by my bare hands!
12:54 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : *swings the crane at Jared and it hits him*
12:54 Lettucecow
(felix) Alright.
12:54 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : *Grabs the crane and swings with it* AHAHAHAHAHA
12:54 Glenn31
(Amy) : (Twitch) (Amy) : *the crane hits her*
12:54 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : *When it swings back to Scarlett, he jumps off and pushes her out of the crane* ALL YOUR CRANE BELONG TO US
12:55 Glenn31
(Amy) : (derp) Daydream believe and a homecoming queen... (derp) *faints*
12:55 The Villainous Vulture
(jared) : *Uses the crane to lift the cage out*
12:55 Lettucecow
(felix) They short circuited my backpack! That was uncalled for.
12:55 Glenn31
(Max) : Drats! foiled again! *throws a smokebomb down, but is still there, coughing as it clears*
12:55 Lettucecow
(billy) It was elementary my dear felix
12:55 Glenn31
- the crane swings back and hits Billy*
12:55 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : Hey idiots, I was the one who saved you!
12:56 Glenn31
(Bianca) : But we don't like you c:
12:56 Lettucecow
(billy) * it hits him and he reverts to normal*
12:56 The Villainous Vulture
(jared) : Whatever.
12:56 Lettucecow
(billy) *starts eating the crane*
12:56 Glenn31
(Amy) : *lying on the ground, drooling and dazed*
12:56 The Villainous Vulture
(jared) : *jumps down and grabs Max by the head with one of his hands and Scarlett by the throat in the other*
12:56 Lettucecow
(vin) *climbs up and helps cody and felix up*
12:56 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : Wh-what did I do?
12:57 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : Tried to crane me.
12:57 Lettucecow
(vin) *grabs a shotgun form the floor and points it at amy* I'm gonna enjoy this.
12:57 Glenn31
(Max) : And me?
12:57 The Villainous Vulture
(jared) : You existed. *Throws them in the shark tank*
12:57 Glenn31
(Max) : D:
12:57 Lettucecow
(VIN) *pumps the shotgun*
12:57 The Villainous Vulture
(jared) : *Grabs the gun from Vin* This is my job.
12:57 Glenn31
(Scarlett) : *grabs onto the crane and swings out the window*
12:57 Lettucecow
(vin) Fine.
12:57 Glenn31
(Max) : WHAT ABOUT ME!!?!?!
12:57 Lettucecow
(vin) *snaps max's neck*
12:57 The Villainous Vulture
(jared) : *Shoots Amy's knees*
12:57 Lettucecow
(vin) There we go
12:57 Glenn31
(Max) : X_X
12:57 The Villainous Vulture
(jared) : There. (Jared) : That's all she's getting. *Walks back to the others, leaving Amy there*
12:58 Lettucecow
(VIN) WAIT! HE HAS NO NECK! D:
Lettucecow
(billy) *eating the crane*
12:59 Glenn31
(Bianca) : *climbs out of the cage* One normal day.... can we just have one normal day?
12:59 Lettucecow
(leonard) We have vanquished the invading orcs! (harold) YEAH!
1:00 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) : Nope.
1:00 Glenn31
(Bianca) : And the invading orcs have vanquished your facial hair (troll)
1:00 Lettucecow
(Leonard) My mom made this beard!
1:00 Glenn31 She just arrived? :3 1:00 The Villainous Vulture I'll edit it. 1:00 Glenn31 mhm
(Zoey) : *climbs back into Scott's pants and takes a nap* c:
1:01 Lettucecow
(vin) Now, where were we?
1:01 The Villainous Vulture
(scott) : *Throws her out* Nope. (jared) : We were leaving.
1:01 Lettucecow
(vin) We're not gonna kill em? (cody) Aw.. (billy) (derp)
1:01 The Villainous Vulture
(Jared) : We'll get em in due time. (Jared) : Let's go guys.
1:02 Lettucecow
(felix) I need to fix my machinery! I'll get started on that exosuit for him
- they leave*
1:02 Glenn31
(Zoey) : *is covered in suspicious ginger hairs* :3
1:02 The Villainous Vulture
(Scott) and the others leave*
1:02 Glenn31
- A few hours later, in an underwater mental hospital*
(Amy) : *being dragged by two guys down a hallway* No Mr. Cookie Monster, I left the pancakes at home (Derp)
Guard: *throws Amy into a padded cell* Nutcase... 1:04 The Villainous Vulture
(Jason) : *Watching Amy with a camera* Good job Amy, you've played your part. But now it's time for someone else to be of use to me.
(Stop) Epic le end (Stop)